Thursday, November 26, 2009

Emma Likes Terrifying Dresses

How can a few scraps of material be terrifying you ask? Well, I recently stumbled upon the most blood curdling, spine tingling, toe curling dress known to man... Without further ado, shield your eyes kiddies... ITS ALIIIIVE!!!!



This unholy holey bit of clingy side-gut exposing terror is the handiwork of Shakuhachi. I'm sorry to sound like a chubby prude (I'm hardly either to be honest) but I can't think of an occasion I'd like the EXACT point in my side which creases (let's be honest - 'rolls') in on itself the moment I move off of vertical... Ugh... I shudder...

On the other hand, if I were a mannequin with a rock hard moulded plastic stomach it would be none to shabby at all. Ah well, in another incarnation :)

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